Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes. 

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

Santa:I tried calling you up so many times. I always got a message saying, "Switched off'.
Banta: Nahi Pape that's my 'Hello Tune'.

Ek din ek 'daku' Santa ke ghar mein ghus gaya aur usse poocha,"Sona kahan hai?".
Santa: Poora ghar khali hai, jithe marzi so jao

One day, a Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over  to
him, and asked for his autograph.



 Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here".



 The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the  Chinese
who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the
Japanese".



"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same," replied
Spielberg.

 

 In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and  said, "You
sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship".

 

Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the Ship, not
me".

 

 

 

 The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,  you’re
all the same".